BEAR: HELLO, YES, THIS IS BEAR.
ME: NICE 2 TALK 2 U BEAR, THIS IS ALEXANDER GRAHAM JELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
n. the smallest measurable unit of human connection, typically exchanged between passing strangers—a flirtatious glance, a sympathetic nod, a shared laugh about some odd coincidence—moments that are fleeting and random but still contain powerful emotional nutrients that can alleviate the symptoms of feeling alone.
n. the default expression that your face automatically reverts to when idle—amused, melancholic, pissed off—which occurs when a strong emotion gets buried and forgotten in the psychological laundry of everyday life, leaving you wearing an unintentional vibe of pink or blue or gray, or in rare cases, a tie-dye of sheer madness.
pro tip
if the thought of going to bed physically nauseates you it is probably time to change your sheets
Technically a library but also technically only one floor (OUT OF FIIIVE) has books on it. I’m just puttering around on the internet while everyone else actually does stuff. And then I shook the table so much the person opposite me actually tutted reeeeaaaallly loudly. So yeah.
that’s me told.
